zeldathemes
I'll see you all in hell

Hello! My name is Tesla, like the scientist, and I'm 18. My dear muppetmolly and I are together. I make terrible jokes and I think I'm cool, so that counts for something I think.
If you ask me anything on anon, I try to tag all my answers consultinghunters, and I track that tag as well, if anyone ever wants to tag me in things!
Also, these are my buds, they're hella rad: my sister, deanlovespie-samlovespi, carry-on-my-consulting-tardis, pebbleinthepond, glove23, mermaidslurpee

We were trying to explain how my mom is the scarier parent because she goes for the hurt. This is how my dad put it

Kid: *does something wrong*
Dad: You fucked up!
Mom: You're such a fuck up!
  #its true tho    #my mom gets mean    #xD  
  #video  

hushthenoise:

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

mitch-the-snow-prince:

Someone had to draw this exact frame.

mitch-the-snow-prince:

Someone had to draw this exact frame.

nahgirl:

im gonna focus on this now

nahgirl:

im gonna focus on this now

overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

thebakerstreetboyz:

1nflatable-hammers:

Thought I’d give this a go.

the tumblr one is so accurate tho

darksigyn:

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 


If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.


If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

darksigyn:

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

image

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

image

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

  #favourite post  

MESSAGE FROM LOKI.

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies