zeldathemes
I'll see you all in hell

Hello! My name is Tesla, like the scientist, and I'm 18. My dear muppetmolly and I are together. I make terrible jokes and I think I'm cool, so that counts for something I think.
If you ask me anything on anon, I try to tag all my answers consultinghunters, and I track that tag as well, if anyone ever wants to tag me in things!
Also, these are my buds, they're hella rad: my sister, deanlovespie-samlovespi, carry-on-my-consulting-tardis, pebbleinthepond, glove23, mermaidslurpee

buzzfeed:

*deep sigh of contentment*

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

deanlovespie-samlovespi:

oh my god please watch this

  #seriously    #video  

cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus

(x)

officialfrenchtoast:

budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut
And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET

officialfrenchtoast:

budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut

And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET

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toni-tan:

morgrana:

MY MUM THINKS THE LYRICS ARE "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE GODDAMN POOR?" I’M CRYING

Les mis: pop-punk edition

horror-is-not-dead:

urban legends  (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

hearing a noise in the middle of the night  *: ・゚✧ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

higherdesireee:

escapedosmil:

projectunbreakable:

nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by police officers, attorneys, and other authority figures

more info about project unbreakable here

original tumblr here

previously: nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by their friends/family

Yo fuck this.

Those ‘authority’ figures as just as guilty as the rapists.

this makes me fucking sick